That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
