just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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