the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Two words: nipple clamps
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