come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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