I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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