the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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