this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
If I die, sorry about rent.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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