At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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