I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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