She's JV to your varsity
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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