fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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