Kiss
Puke
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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