didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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