Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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