I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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