2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
