Plan B is the new Plan A
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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