i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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