Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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