Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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