Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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