So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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