please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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