But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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