its not stalking. its research.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Randomize
