You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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