the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Randomize