I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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