i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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