So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
