You're my little dorito
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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