Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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