if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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