ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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