using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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