It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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