So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
