i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
honey bunches of taint.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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