I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
How does it feel to date your dad?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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