so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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