and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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