Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
where am i from again
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
