oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
where are my eyebrows?
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