take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
i've created a new STD.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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