did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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