He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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