I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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