come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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