But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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