she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
You made out with two different species that night
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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