so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
