i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I wear drunk well.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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