party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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