To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I did not marry a roomba.
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